【装逼指南】一句话教你认出世界名画作者！

　　If everyone in the paintings has enormous asses, then it’s Rubens.

　　If all the men look like cow-eyed curly-haired women, it’s Caravaggio.

　　If everybody has some sort of body malfunction, then it’s Picasso.

　　If it’s something you saw on your acid trip last night, it’s Dali.

　　If the images have a dark background and everyone has tortured expressions on their faces, it’s Titian.

　　If the paintings have tons of little people in them but otherwise seem normal, it’s Bruegel.

　　If the paintings have lots of little people in them but also have a ton o crazy bullshit, it’s Bosch.

　　If everyone – including the women – looks like Putin, then it’s van Eyck.

　　If the painting could easily have a few chubby Cupids or sheep added (or already has them), it’s Boucher.

　　If the painting could easily have a few chubby Cupids or sheep added (or already has them), it’s Boucher.

　　If everyone is beautiful, naked, and stacked, it’s Michelangelo.

　　If you see a ballerina, it’s Degas.

　　If every painting is the face of a uni-browed woman, it’s Frida.

　　If everything is highly-contrasted and sharp, sort of bluish, and everyone has gaunt bearded faces, it’s El Greco.

　　Dappled light but no figures, it’s Monet.

　　Dappled light and happy party-time people, it’s Renoir.

　　Dappled light and unhappy party-time people, then it’s Manet.

　　Lord of the Rings landscapes with weird blue mist and the same wavy-haired aristocratic-nose Madonna, it’s Da Vinci.

　　Painting filled with colourful Excel table, it's Mondrian.